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chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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makemusicsocial:

Lindsey Stirling takes an unsuspecting crowd on a spontaneous steampunk pirate adventure in her new video,”Master of Tides.” 
Watch this epic live performance powered by 25 wireless speakers and captured by 15 hidden cameras.

joeyjoe69:

when someone u don’t know calls ur name

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tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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Actual conversation at a party last night
  • Random college kid:

    Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?

  • Me:

    I, um. I-I don't care?

  • Kid:

    *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you

Reblog if this is true for your blog

demon-deans-meatstick:

superwholockphan:

yugi-muto:

six-foot-two-phanchild:

aganetah45:

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I waited to reblog til i saw asexual. Thank youuu

I don’t even care if you’re sexually attracted to trees. 

If I’m ever not please tell me

I’m happy because they put bisexual >O<

pengwhat:

insanitybreach:

See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.

Who writes the history books?

The survivors.

Who survives?

The victors.

well

twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

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kat-blaque:

jrunk:

can ur child serve like this

this is me as a young child. 

castiali:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles